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Naked “Terminator” won’t “be back” at casino

4 Mar

Sean Stanley Smith – not exactly a name that spreads fear into the mind of John Connor, but still a guy who believed he was a Terminator sent from the future to kill us all.

Terminators - they travel light

Police found the 19-year-old wandering naked through a casino on the Nevada border and managed to subdue the culprit using not liquid nitrogen (as seen in T2) but garden-variety Tasers.

He was first spotted wandering across a highway, completely naked, by motorists who alerted the police.

Smith truly believed he was a character in the Arnold Schwarznegger  sci-fiction film franchise, but police believe he was merely delusional after taking too many drugs.

His arrest took place in front of a group of children (although what THEY were doing inside a casino is another question all together…).

Who knows, perhaps the Terminator was just trying to place a bet on roulette to buy back his clothes and return to the future?